I Am A Pumpkin

(tune:  modified Twinkle, Twinkle or modified I’m A Little Teapot)

I am a pumpkin, big and round.
Once upon a time I grew on the ground
Now I have mouth, two eyes, a nose.
What are they for, do you suppose?
When I have a candle inside shining bright,
I’ll be a jack-o-lantern on Halloween night.

The Spider in the Web

(tune: Farmer in the Dell)

The spider in the web,
The spider in the web
Spin, spin, oh watch him spin,
The spider in the web.

The spider catches _______
The spider catches _________.
Spin, spin, oh watch him spin,
The spider in the web.

 There’s A Spider On the Floor

There’s a spider on the floor, on the floor.

There’s a spider on the floor, on the floor.
Who could ask for any more
Than a spider on the floor?
There’s a spider on the floor, on the floor.

There’s a spider on my leg, on my leg.
There’s a spider on my leg, on my leg.
Oh it’s really really big
This old spider on my leg.
There’s a spider on my leg, on my leg.

Now the spider’s on my stomach, on my stomach.
Now the spider’s on my stomach, on my stomach.
Oh he’s just a dumb old lummock
This old spider on my stomach.
Now the spider’s on my stomach, on my stomach.

Now the spider’s on my head, on my head.
Now the spider’s on my head, on my head.
Oh I wish that I were dead,
I’ve got a spider on my head!
Now the spider’s on my head, on my head.

And he jumps off! ….
Now there’s a spider on the floor, on the floor.
(repeat until you can’t stand it any longer!)